Third Day: Trip to Kanagawa 神奈川/Isehara 伊勢原 and Shinjuku 新宿!

well, before I start, Matsuya 松屋 is everywhere..... we found Matsuya 松屋 in Shinjuku 新宿, Kichijouji 吉祥寺, Akihabara 秋葉原, etc....... Matsuya 松屋 Banzai 万歳マンセー!!! Man..... Matsuya 松屋 is the cheapest food ever...... 290 Yen (3 Baiguo 白国 dollars) gets you a full bowl of rice + beef + miso soup..... Masterka 柯靖彦 calls Isehara 伊勢原 city countryside..... so, we traveled to Kanagawa 神奈川prefecture to find out....

to my dismay, I find Baltimore to be the only shitty city on the surface of our beloved planet. There's a supermarket like literally 20 meters from where Masterka 柯靖彦 lives.... There's also Masterka 柯靖彦's "favorite" arcade store near the Isehara 伊勢原 station lol, and the station is 10 minutes of walk away from his apartment...... sigh...... Penn station -> 1 hour of walk from homewood campus..... inner harbor -> 2 hours....

I guess there are some truth to those words that there aren't that much fun at Isehara 伊勢原city in comparison with Tokyo 東京....but in comparison with Baltimore, I hate to say -> Masterka 柯靖彦, you live in heaven.... oh well, I forgot what we did first... taking the photos on the sidewalk or gaming at Masterka 柯靖彦's huge apartment (well, I think in US Masterka 柯靖彦's apartment is equivalent to an efficiency).... the weather kinda sucked for the first three days, but fortunately out of the 6 (2 days spent on flights) actual days that I was in Japan 日本, only 1 day rained..... Kuso! Ameka! 糞！雨か！(shit, its raining)....

well, here's Masterka 柯靖彦's huge　apartment..... hiroi desune 広いですね (spacious~~ [with a certain tone of envy])..... I am not really into playstation games.... so I forgot what we played on Masterka 柯靖彦's PS2.... anywayz.... I think we played capcom vs sumthin? and we played this really cool 3D gundam game.... no more 2D games.... YESS.... in the first fighting game (capcom vs sumthin?) I just randomly pressed ANYTHING on the controller.... hahah..... and I actually won Masterka 柯靖彦 a few rounds... the gundam game required more thinking.... you get a light-sabre? a bazooka, some supplementary weaponry, a physical shield, like a dozen balloon replicants (as decoys)..... you also get horizontal and vertical boosters.... my strategy was quite simple: I simply shot at Masterka 柯靖彦's gundam until I ran out of ammo... then I released a bunch of decoys and used boosters to approach Masterka 柯靖彦..... then I used my light-sabre? to fight close combat..... when my ammo regenerated, I used my primary weapon again...... I won a few rounds in the beginning, but Masterka 柯靖彦 proved to be the only true gundam pilot out there...... he mastered the zero system and beat me in every round thereafter....

Kamisama! 神様！The truth behind Masterka 柯靖彦's college...... it's a freaggin hospital...... swang 爽...... straight to med school, no more za 雑 bachelor degree on the way..... I heard that there's only like 90 sumthin med students of his class.... hopkins claims to be a small school... but I have like 1000+ people in my class.... so what about Masterka 柯靖彦's class? 90 = super small school..... man..... hontoni erito 本当にエリート (truly elite).......

then, as a proof of proper human bodily function, we noticed natural/biological yet unpleasant feeling of hunger..... hahahah..... we went to the university/hospital for lunch...... and there we saw the famous Japanese food ticket machine...... ah~~~kawaii 可愛い (with a certain tone indicating some mental dysfunction) hahahhaha..... I think the food at university/hospital is even cheaper than Matsuya 松屋......man life is just not fair......jinsei wa hukouheida 人生は不公平だ......why do I have to live with Baltimore food?

well, there aren't that much to do in the university/hospital.... we went to the library....surfed..... saw some of Masterka 柯靖彦's instructors.... then we left for Shinjuku 新宿..... well... Shinjuku 新宿 is kinda half way between Kichijouji 吉祥寺 and downtown Tokyo 東京....Shinjuku 新宿 is a big chikatetsu 地下鉄 hub for all commuters in Tokyo 東京 city proper... anywayz.....we finally got there like 6pm.... it's really the wrong place for friends to hang out......Shinjuku 新宿 is really good for a few things..... eating, shopping, dating..... there are a few arcade stores but not as much as some places...... well in general arcade stores are everywhere in Japan 日本..... the only arcade store that I went to in US was when I was with Jason Chen 陳重翰 in California 加里福尼亜.....

man..... I looked around and there were hot girls everywhere.... but they're all taken.... so many couples...... sigh..... jinsei wa fukouheida 人生は不公平だ...... I also saw a lot of bai-guo 白國 people....... man, they need to go back to that shit-hole of theirs...... Japan 日本 getting contaminated by bai-guo 白國..... later on we ate at a swang 爽 restaurant.... infinite refills for Japanese cabbage salad, miso soup, and rice...... we ate and we ate and we ate.... I felt like gaining 10 kilos of weight.... hahahahah..... all I can say eating is swang 爽.....